This blog is a mess ok

h0llo:this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:53:38 -0400

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

pukicho: lutey-and-the-mermaid: pukicho: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:51:47 -0400

lutey-and-the-mermaid:

pukicho:

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

i beg to differ

Then Beg

katatles-the-fish: the-last-of-the-frosty-boys: pete-wetzel: I’...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:43:10 -0400

katatles-the-fish:

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

pete-wetzel:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

lord-kitschener: thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:41:46 -0400

lord-kitschener:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

squided: lifeatparty: lifeatparty: That what Sergio dose You...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:09:07 -0400

squided:

lifeatparty:

lifeatparty:

That what Sergio dose

You don’t relize there’s one both of these snitches put away.He sees how they act stupid,Well they don’t act they are. Lol The two stupid ones that are like what is snitching, and kid what are they in this.Ok both are HERION users half there life’s. GEORGIA DELAO. HATCH NEW MEXICO SERGIO ALVA, CARLSBAD NEW MEXICO BOTH HAVE BEEN STATE WITNESSES. BOTH I HAVE THE PAPER WORK. NOW LOOK AT THE WAY THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS .LOL TO STUPID FOR ALL THE FOLLOWING. NOTICE CATCHING ON.

Okay so like I hit my head pretty hard the other day and I’m wondering am I suffering signs of a concussion or do these words actually not make any sense in this order?

catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:22:51 -0400

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

chaos-and-cookies: psy-faerie: DEAD Make the bots movie!!!!!!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:16:58 -0400

chaos-and-cookies:

psy-faerie:

DEAD

Make the bots movie!!!!!!

fuglyselfie: “how would your friends describe you?”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:15:57 -0400

fuglyselfie:

“how would your friends describe you?”

magicmazzic: Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:13:49 -0400

magicmazzic:

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:06:40 -0400

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

cykelops: 64bitwar: cykelops: straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:06:09 -0400

cykelops:

64bitwar:

cykelops:

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

yeah but that’s to keep blood clean you’re just tryna exclude people to be rude

loosinmynoodles: memewhore: adz: honestly same Why wouldn’t...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:46:20 -0400

loosinmynoodles:

memewhore:

adz:

honestly same

Why wouldn’t you tho?

pure goodness

li-gong: clevermanka: spazztastikim: This is like a commercial...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:34:09 -0400

li-gong:

clevermanka:

spazztastikim:

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:25:17 -0400

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

bloomprima: marina-and-the-deathstar: bloomprima: don’t even...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:26:19 -0400

bloomprima:

marina-and-the-deathstar:

bloomprima:

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

rubegoldbergsaciddreams: oh no

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 02:39:09 -0400

rubegoldbergsaciddreams:

oh no

alliwannadoisbangscrew: songsaboutswords: uenzude-chan: Where...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 12:56:29 -0400

alliwannadoisbangscrew:

songsaboutswords:

uenzude-chan:

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

cipollakate: American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please? Republicans: What the...

Wed, 30 May 2018 03:29:06 -0400

cipollakate:

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

chefpyro: chefpyro: good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i...

Sun, 27 May 2018 02:28:42 -0400

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

Video

Wed, 16 May 2018 02:19:13 -0400